I need to write an app for my character to be 50+ years old… even though it provides me with no mechanical advantage at all.

I need to write an app to be assigned to a venue… even though there is no other Sabbat venue in town.

I need to write an app to be a bloodline of my chosen clan… even though such a bloodline comes with disadvantages that vastly outweigh the advantages.

I need to write an app to be on the Path that was specifically designed for my Clan.

I need to write an app to have my SABBAT character’s actions influence the Camarilla venue… that he’s supposed to be trying to overthrow.

BUT THERE IS NO APP FOR GENERATION!!!

*sighs*

*pulls out pen*

You know, other people PAY ME to invoke my imagination and justify a character’s existance.
The Cam can send me a check.

*starts writing justifications for being assigned to the only Sabbat venue for 100 miles around*