(Commentary by Cowboy Ron. Thanks to .)

1. I am the GM. Thou shalt have no other GMs before me. (Unless his game is da shit!)
2. Thou shalt not use false graven dice, but only true graven dice. (Except to generate stats.)
3. Thou shalt work 6 days, but the seventh day, thou shalt make the Gaming Day and keep it holy. (Unless you have a date with a real girl.)
4. Honor the host of the Gaming Place. It is by his hospitality that thou hast a place to play. (So supply him with snacks.)
5. Thou shall not hit on the Gaming Chick as you will scare her away. (Unless she hits on you first.)
6. Thou shall not covet thy neighbors experience points, nor his equipment, nor anything else that is his. (Unless his class gets more for doing less.)
7. Thou shall not kill other PCs. (Unless playing CoC, where it is fully justified.)
8. Neither shall thy steal thy neighbor’s dice. (Unless you need them for a shitload of damage)
9. Neither shall thy bear false witness by promising to show for the game and flaking at the last moment. (See Amendment #3.)
10. Thou shall not invoke the rules in vain. (Unless you can find another edition to support your claim.)