http://www.suntimes.com/output/ebert1/wkp-news-riddick11f.html

“Riddick, played by Vin Diesel, is a character we first encountered in “Pitch Black,” the 2000 film by the same director, David Twohy. Although a few other characters repeat from that film, notably Abu “Imam” al-Walid (Keith David), there’s no real connection between them, apart from Riddick’s knack of finding himself on absurdly inhospitable planets. Here he fights for life on Crematoria, a planet whose blazing sun rockets over the horizon every 15 minutes or so and bakes everything beneath it. That you can shield yourself from it behind rocks is helpful, although it begs the question of why, since the atmosphere is breathable, the air is not super-heated.”

Hey Roger: you fat, pompous, sarcastic turd. It does not BEG the question, it RAISES the question.

Don’t you have a journalism degree or something?

This review is just mean. Fucking mean. And a man with his influence in Hollywood should be a bit more responsible. I mean it. This just makes me think he isn’t getting enough head or something.

Oh yeah. And Roger: get yourself a fucking dictionary and look up the word “fascist.” You mis-used it when you reviewed Fight Club and you mis-used it here, too.

Maybe you should get off your fat ass and get a life.


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