It has recently come to my attention that some religions are more real than others.

This is, as they say, news to me.

If you would like to justify this statement, please do so here. I make a promise, here and now, not to make any comment whatsoever. If you wish to post anonymously, you may do so.

I would just like to know which religion is most real so I can get on with the business of saving my soul without having to waste time with any of the fake religions.

Thank you,

John Wick