Some friends have sent me concerns about Necronomonopoly.You shouldn’t be so worried.

Here’s a short story about the fella who made Anti-Opoly. They sued him and he kicked their ass. So hard, in fact, that they lost their patent.

Here’s a link to Make Your Own Opoly. Not produced by Parker Bros. or Hasbro.

Finally, here’s a company devoted to making Opoly games, including:

Cat-Opoly

Dog-Opoly

Wild Animalopoly

Oceanopoly

and — yes, I’m afraid to admit it — Kissopoly. (the band, not that cool thing you do with your lips.)

I’m not worried, folks. I’m honestly not worried.