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November 11, 2004
If you were a Pirate! by TheHalveric
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Yer Pirate Name!
Name yer ship!
Why be ye a Pirate?
Damned pansy Navy wouldn’t take me!
Revenge against the establishment!
I like booty!!!
I’m really good with knots…
Cause lawyerin’ be too cruel.
Chicks dig eye-patches.
Buggery on the High Seas!
All the rum you can drink!!!
Yer First Mate!
theglare
Yer Cabin-boy! (or girl)
mctony522
Ye’re chief rival be the Dread Pirate
sweetchili
Ye’ll be pursued by Admiral
terribleangel
Cut to ribbon in a freak cannon accident…
kesyrah
Yer pirate captive to use fer yer wicked pleasures
evilzug
Number o’ships ye’ll sink and women ye’ll plunder!
70
Chance ye’ll be hanged… or worse.: 44%
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