Ken Hite has given Cat and Run Robot Red “Best RPG of 2004” runner up awards.

NASA has ruled out any chance of the famous 2029 Comet from hitting the Earth.

NASA has also announced the earthquake has changed the Earth’s rotation.

Bush spent 40 million to celebrate the fact that he’s still President, but only donated fifteen million to the Tsunami fund. (He later increased that amount, but only after public pressure.)

“And he looked up, and saw the rich men casting their gifts into the treasury. And he saw also a certain poor widow casting in thither two mites.

“And he said, ‘Of a truth I say unto you, that this poor widow hath cast in more than they all: For all these have of their abundance cast in unto the offerings of God: but she of her penury hath cast in all the living that she had.’”

— Luke, 21:1-4