(thanks to Aaron Sorkin)

BARTLETT
Why are you here?

LEO
Because I’m tired of it. Year after year after year after year. Having to choose between the lesser of “Who Cares?”

Of trying to get myself excited about a candidate who can speak in complete sentences!

Of setting the bar so low… I can hardly look at it.

They say a good man can’t get elected President. I don’t believe that.

Do you?

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I don’t.

God help me, I don’t.

I just think Americans don’t want one.

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In other news, two friends of mine made logos for THIRTY.

Damn, I got good friends. Friends who put up with my loud mouth.
Friends who put up with my fanatical patriotism.
Friends who put up with… well, dammit. Friends who put up with me.

I’m not easy. Ok, maybe I am (especially for brunettes),
but it ain’t easy being my friend. I know that. And I appreciate it. I really do.

Two friends of mine made logos for THIRTY.
There is little I can say about that. But I can do something about it.
As much as I bitch, as much as I complain, as much as I yell at you… I’m damn proud of you.
And I’m damn lucky I’ve got people who call me their friend.