I Hate Rap

Let me demonstrate why.

I went to the rhyming dictionary. I put in a word and used the very first words that popped up to make a song.
All I need now is a ’70’s tune I can sample the riff from, a microphone and I’m on my way.

WORD:Deez
DICTIONARY: abductees, absentees, adoptees, amputees

My name’s Wicked Deez
I be making abductees
Outta all you ethical absentees
And moral absentees
When I’m done witchoo
You’ll all be amputees
To the sound of my hype rhymes

DICTIONARY: chimes, climbs, climes, crime’s, crimes, crymes, dime’s, dimes, grimes, heims, himes, hymes, imes, kimes, limes, prime’s, primes, rimes, simes, symes, time’s, times, times’

They be the Endworld chimes
I won’t settle for little climbs
Or socio-crimes
Ain’t spendin’ my dimes
On souls soused with grime
As sour as limes
I’m in my prime
And doin’ time
In this prison

DICTIONARY: arisen, commision, imprison

Don’t you know that he’s risen
And lookin’ for commission
On your souls

DICTIONARY: arms control, as a whole, barber’s pole, barrel roll, birth control, brewer’s mole, bullet hole, button hole, coffee roll, crescent roll, crowd control, cruise control, decontrol, english sole, espanol, finger bowl, finger hole, fishing pole, flood control, glory hole, golden mole, gopher hole, gun control, job control, kaiser roll, lemon sole, lose control, minor role, mixing bowl, muster roll, onion roll, on the whole, ozone hole, price control, rabbit hole, ranging pole, rock’n’roll, rock-and-roll, rock and roll, salad bowl, sausage roll, self-control, shore patrol, sugar bowl, swallow hole, swimming hole, take control, title role, toilet bowl, toilet roll, totem pole, water hole

He’s got arms control
Shine like a barber’s pole
Trickier than a barrel roll
He don’t dig no birth control
And he ain’t shinin’ his mole
But he’ll leave you with bullet holes
You’ll be flakin’ like a coffee roll
And I’ve got crowd control
Livin large
‘Cause he put me in charge
Of this thing of ours

Rap is a joke. And the punchline is you pay money for it.


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