From Jetgrrl01

Amazing! How did he know?????

Walken1
Christopher Walken says Ladies are your
trouble!

“Okay….look….friend. You’ve gotta stop
thinking about the girl. She…she lied to
you- your family knows it. Look, I knew that
stings, like a wasp, like a wasp with teeth,
baby! Here’s some walking around money. Take
it from me, go and get yourself a new suit.
Not one of those JC…Penny jobs, but a good
suit. A nice fabric, like Wool. Get yourself
a wool suit and enjoy yourself. See a
cockfight, anything, pal? Look, you’re number
one.”

What advice would Christopher Walken give you?
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Another one from The Fool…

(the rules are simple… look up your month and strike out the text that doesn’t apply. you can find it here: http://www.livejournal.com/users/mindlesswh0re/4070.html)

DECEMBER:
Loyal and generous. Sexy. (puhlease; where’s the “modest” tag?) Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.

(Heh. Poor thing. Doesn’t realize you can be dishonest and trustworthy…) 🙂

For my buddy, Hyrum…

Conservative, n. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the liberal, who wishes to replace them with others.

— Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s Dictionary (1911)

From The Fool

http://www.mindbodysoul.com/corpus/soul/psychic/crystal/palmistry/main.html

Your Life Line reveals that once you leave home, you do not return. You will tend to move a lot in your life.

Your Head Line reveals that you lack confidence, but have a sense of grievance. You carry a chip on your shoulder, but will vent this emotion through participating in political activities.

Your Heart Line reveals that you have a masculine nature and are easily aroused by your own desires. You are able to maintain a good balance between the physical and emotional sides that accounts for your warm and generous disposition.

Your Fate Line reveals that you will have an early and independent start to your career, and will be successful in your life’s work.

Your Sun Line reveals that a love affair or marriage will have a very positive influence on your career. Due to this, you will achieve happiness and material success later in life.

You have an Earth hand. You are a person who is stable, honest, just loyal and cautious. Your optimal career choices are to work as an athlete, artist, musician and laborer.

Next week… splatomancy!

Wack

I’m reading Takuan’s treatise on Zen and the Sword and I come across this:

Bukkoku wrote;

Although it does not
mindfully keep guard,
In the small mountain fields
the scarecrow
does not stand in vain.

Oh yeah. 😀