I am so sore, I cannot lift my arms above my shoulders.
I am so sore, my elbows will not bend beyond 45 degrees.
I am so sore, I cannot put my arms behind my back.
I am so sore, I cannot whist my hair away from my eyes.

And today, I am going back for more.

A Busy Day

3,000 words for Secret.
Job Interview put me at 99% likely to have FREE RENT beginning in April.
Hour and a half work out had me working so hard, I was screaming. Yoga and weight training mix like vodka and Drano.

I hurt badly. I’ll hurt worse tomorrow. But it’s the Good Goddess kind of hurt. It’ll make me stronger.

[MET] Bodyguard

told me about a “bodyguard” rule in MET. Where one person declares to be the “bodyguard” of another: if anybody tries to attack the latter, the former takes the hit.

Anybody know where I can find that rule?

Bush told of Katrina’s menace

Washington Post

WASHINGTON (AP) — In dramatic and sometimes agonizing terms, federal disaster officials warned President George W. Bush and his homeland security chief before hurricane Katrina struck that the storm could breach levees, risk lives in New Orleans’ Superdome and overwhelm rescuers, according to confidential video footage of the briefings.

Bush didn’t ask a single question during the final government-wide briefing the day before Katrina struck Aug. 29 but assured soon-to-be-battered state officials: “We are fully prepared.”

Omnitheist

This year, I decided to celebrate Ramadan. I didn’t make it all the way through the month–my friends, whom I had warned to tell me if I was getting crazy, told me I was getting crazy–but I made it nearly three weeks. Next year, I’ll do better.

Today is the beginning of Lent. I’ve decided to celebrate that, too.

But what to give up? Hm…

Ahah! I know! I’ve got the perfect thing to give up for Lent.

Hee hee.

When Skeptics Attack

Sometimes, skepticism goes too far… but apparently, when it does, it’s damn funny.

“Hoaky religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.”
— Han Solo, the Patron Saint of Skeptics

See for yourself.