The John Wick

As usual, I find a new song and listen to it all day long. The song in question is the new single off the forthcoming Alanis album.

The guy next to me asks what I’ve been listening to all day. I tell him.

Fully knowing I was listening to Jewel, Indigo Girls and Sarah Mclachlan earlier in the week, he winks at me. “Jesus, John,” he asks. “You sure you’re not gay?”

“Nah,” I tell him. “I’m just a militant lesbian feminist trapped in a man’s body.”