The John Wick

and I are arguing about the Willy Wonka trailer.
She says I hate it.
(“I do not!”)
She’s wrong. She thinks I hate it the most. That’s only because I think Johnny Depp looks like a raging flamer goofball and she’s got a monster crush on him.

Not that I have anything against raging flamer goofballs. It’s just Willy Wonka isn’t a raging flamer goofball. I mean, I played Wonka at the UofM and I’m not a raging flamer goofball.

Just a raging goofball. No flamer here. No, sir. Not one drop of flamer. Zero zilch nada.

I think I’m rambling now. More Templars.