Dear Santa,

This year I’ve been busy!

Last Monday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole trekhead‘s purse (30 points). In November I broke heliograph‘s X-Box (-12 points). In February I stole fallentyrant‘s purse (-30 points). In September I gave learsfool a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Sunday I gave weird_sketch a Dutch Oven (-10 points).

Overall, I’ve been nice (28 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!

Sincerely,
wickedthought