On Smackdown! tonight, there’s a tag match that’s supposed to be a match of the year candidate. I’m getting popcorn, sodas, hotdogs, and a bunch of other goodies for anybody who wants to show up and watch it with me.
Anybody who shows up will get to see why I watch wrestling. Not the tits, beer, or Hogan. But for a stiff match complete with a representative from all the different “schools” of wrestlers: Mexican (Guererro), Japanese (Tajirii), and North American (The Best Damn Tag Team Ever).
Show starts at 8:00.