Apparently, the following announcement is neccessary. I’m not exactly sure why, but here it is anyway.
People of the Earth,
As of today, science has found no evidence that human beings have paranormal powers. No ESP, no psychometry, no telepathy, no telekenisis, no pyrokenesis, no distant reading, no communication with the dead.
Also, despite what you see in the movies or read in comic books, there are no human beings on the planet with super powers. No flying, no sticking to walls, no stretching, no invisibility, no human torching, no unearthly agility, no super strength, no super breath, nothing of that nature.
Once again, as far as science can prove today, no human being on the planet has anything resembling super powers, psychic powers, magical powers, or any other kind of power that does not correlate with the laws of physics.
So please, for the love of Odin, stop expecting me to have powers that are not demonstrable by other human beings.
Thank you,
John Wick