A talk with The Soliloquator!

Soliloquator!: Hey man, when did it become all about work, man? Remember when it was about hot chicks and revolution and really bad domestic beer?

Me: Hot chicks and revolution, yes. It was never about the domestic beer. 😉

Me: And how dare you speak of The Revolution… you D20 WHORE!!! 😉

Me: NARRATIVISM! NARRATIVISM! NARRATIVISM!

Soliloquator!: No, man, I mean the THOUGHT revolution, man!

Me: Yes, and d20 is part of the Conspiracy, man. It wants you to luv the d20. To think inside the box.

Soliloquator!: Narrativism is just an illusion, man. When you come right down to it, it’s all about kicking down doors, killing Orcs, and taking their stuff. That’s what Wittgenstein was all about!

Me: Wittgenstein!?!? Wittgenstein!?!?

Me: Get up on the times, man! Get up on the guy who everyone quotes and nobody reads!

Me: “Gaze not into dungeons, lest ye become the dungeon. And if you play with dice, the dice play with you.”