Ladies, this is the new definition of FAT.
And by that, I mean, this is the new standard. If you look like this (or, Heaven help you, if you look worse), then you are FAT.
Ignore all that bullshit we say about how Hollywood starlets and rockstars look like skeletons. IGNORE IT!
This is the new standard. The new shit. The new FAT.
No, we are not scaring our stars to starvation.
No, we are not mercilessly mocking them in a public forum.
No, we are not judgmental pricks who resent women because we can’t get laid.
No, not us. No, sireebob. We are the completely objective, emotionless media news.
And this is the new FAT.
Get on those exercise bikes, girls. And start peddling.