Author: john wick

(Somewhere, my vampire and L5R players are nodding in agreement — and they have no idea why. Thank you .)

When You’re Evil

Your pirate name is: Captain Morty Read

Even though there’s no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you’re the one in charge. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You’ve got taste and education. Arr!

You can find your pirate name here:

Vision Quest

internet explorer ate my entry. so i will give you the one word that’s important.

shaman

, I owe you.

You are The Cap’n!

Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn’t eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you – but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones’ locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed – a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.

What’s Yer Inner Pirate?
brought to you by The Official Talk Like A Pirate Web Site. Arrrrr!

Because he doesn’t have enough to do… here’s a little challenge for my buddy. Reach down deep into all your Trek-ness and use your fu to explain what these might be doing on a Federation Starship.

Duodynetic Impulse Conductor
Transnueucleonic Warp Field Sensor
Ambient Anaphasic Impulse Core Converter
Quantum Interphasic Flux Field Generator

The gauntlet has been thrown. Let’s see what you do with it. 😉

(Competition’s open to anybody else, too. But you won’t do as well as my favorite Trekkie. Not a Ferengi’s chance in a Klingon Pain Ritual.) 😉

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Your Name: John Jerome Wick
Your Date of Birth: 12/10/1968
Your Question or Information: liar, philosopher, lover

Past Daeg – Increase and expansion, prosperity, growth, major turning points in life, turning in new directions.

Present Algiz – Protection, fortunate influences, fate on your side, victory and success, good luck and personal strength.

Future Ing – Fertility, successful conclusion to issue or situation, ending one cycle and beginning another.

Cast the runes here:
Rune Caster

You know why Big Trouble in Little China is the greatest movie ever? Because Jack Burton walks all the way through the film, thinking he’s the protagonist… when actually he’s the comic relief side-kick. And that says more about the human condition, I think, than any other movie I’ve ever seen.

After reading about the Noah’s Ark hoax, I just have one question for Creationists…

Why would God provide overwhelming evidence against Creationism and provide no evidence at all to support it? Why would the Bible be filled with contradictions, inconsistancies, and flagrant faerie tales?

In other words, God has provided us with a blue print for how old the world is. We’ve got tree rings, animal fossils, radiation decay, historical documents, carbon dating, placement of vegetable and animal life, and visible, repeatable, observable, measurable evidence of evolution in effect right now.

The Bible, on the other hand, gives us a faerie story about the ark.

Now… I ask you… what kind of God does this? One who presents me with evidence for one case and nothing for the other, then sends me to Hell for not having faith?

He gets a kick in the nads from me, man. A big, hard, swift kick in the nads.