Author: john wick

… the best Werewolf pack evaaar.

Ahroun: Three Word Name
(Using a Jesse Ventura voice: “I ain’t got time for a name.”)

Ragabash: Runs With Scissors
(No description necessary)

Theruge: Can’t Get Laid
(He’s the geek wizard D&D player)

Philodox: Don’t Do That
(She’s got guilt problems)

Galliard: Shakes Head Sadly
(And he’s burdoned with telling the tale)

Pirates. Ruled. Undead monkey. Undead monkey makes every movie better.

While waiting for the Pirates, and I walked through Tower records. We bumbled into the Rap section and I looked at the covers. “He looks angry.” “He looks high.”

A new game.

Walk through the Rap section of your local record store. Look at the covers. They fall into two categories. “Stoned” and “Angry.”

“That guy is angry,” she said.

“This one’s stoned,” I said.

“Angry.”

“Stoned.”

“Angry.”

“Stoned.”

We left the store in stitches. Try it for yourself. Then go see the undead monkey. More stitches. Damn good movie.

Some of us sailors call her home
She’s big and she’s strong and she’s mighty
Some of us sailors call her our own
Guess that’s the reason why
I treat her like a lady
Just treat her like a lady

Now I don’t like the sound of the ground movin’ ’round
Or winds spinnin’ out of control
California earthquakes, only seem to make a’ me
Shake, rattle, and roll

I’ve been too long on the mainland
Hotels, rental cars, and phones
Time to cast ’em aside, catch the very next tide
And go back, where I belong

Chorus:
Some of us sailors call her home
She’s big and she’s strong and she’s mighty
Some of us sailors call her our own
Guess that’s the reason why
I treat her like a lady
Treat her like a lady

Now great whales travel the rhumb lines
Dodging those deadly harpoons
Spawning their young, as their ancestors done
In the depths of her hidden lagoons

There’re times I find myself with them
And times I feel as they do
We’re on a similar course, it’s just a different source
But I’m in danger of extinction too

Chorus:
Some of us sailors call her home
She’s big and she’s strong and she’s mighty
Some of us sailors call her our own
Guess that’s the reason why
I treat her like a lady
Treat her like a lady
Treat her like a lady
Treat her like a lady

And miss her when I’m gone

On my AIM account, my Co-Workers out-number my Friends by 3 to 1.
More evidence my whole life is backward. 🙂

From www.dumblaws.com
Los Angeles

It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.

You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.

You may not hunt moths under a street light.

It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.

Toads may not be licked.

It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is
punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison.

Zoot suits are prohibited.

(thanks to )

You should be the Rooster, Self-reliant and
independent, the Rooster is not one to seek
counsel. They are confident and aggressive and
most at home in a crowd. Roosters also tend to
be selfish and eccentric. A perfectionist,
Roosters leave no detail undocumented. Roosters
will never abandon their dreams. Rabbits are
trouble. Stick with the Snake, Ox, and Dragon.

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from Fish And Whistle by John Prine

(sung in a quick, bantering beat; almost like a children’s song)

Father forgive us
for what we must do
you forgive us
we’ll forgive you
we’ll forgive each other
till we both turn blue
then we’ll whistle and go fishing
in heaven

from IMDB:
Pitt To Become Captain America?

Hollywood star Brad Pitt has reportedly signed to star as Captain America in a new movie about the comic book hero. Tinseltown bosses want the film to emulate the success of recent comic adaptations Spider-Man and The Hulk. According to reports, Pitt – who is currently filming historical epic Troy – is due to begin shooting Captain American next year. He says, “I wanted to make an all-out family movie – something that all ages can go to. And as a child it was my favorite comic.”

… I work for the best people in the world…

ME: Yeah, she was psycho, but she fucked like a thunderstorm.
POPTART: All soggy and depressing?
ME: ::spits up food::

ME: You still awake?
TREKHEAD: Vaguely
ME: I’ll leave you alone so you can finish your work. And I won’t harrass you like a Jewish Mother. BUT BY CHRIST IF YOU AREN’T ASLEEP BY THE TIME I AM TONIGHT, I WILL PERSONALLY SHOVE SLEEPING PILLS DOWN YOUR THROAT AND NAIL YOUR EYELIDS SHUT!!!! (:-))
TREKHEAD: Jeebus
ME: JEEBUS CANNOT SAVE YOU!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!
ME: I’m gonna start making characters tonight. Test out the system. I know you’ll be dead on your feet, but if you want to come by, you’re welcome. And you can crash at our place if you like. We have a pull-out bed.
TREKHEAD: I’m gonna go to the apt. and crash there in an hour or so
ME: Good.
ME: ::puts away sleeping pills and nails::
TREKHEAD: Stupid nails
ME: That’s what Jeebus said.