Bodice Ripping

I accidentally shaved my beard (cut it too close) and everyone’s saying how nicer I look without it. Not nicer in the “it looks good” kind of way, but more like the “you look twelve years old” kinda way.

“Like Jeckyl and Hyde,” someone says.

“Except without all the killing,” I say. “And bodice ripping.”

says, “You can never have too much bodice ripping. I mean, when’s the last time you saw a movie and said, ‘There’s too much bodice ripping?'”

“Good point,” I said.