(Thanks to danthedragon for this. Someone actually sent this to the Storytelling Competition. Bless their hearts.)
George W Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand, and the President asks him his name.
“Billy!”
“And what is your question, Billy?”
“I have three questions, Mr. President. First – why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second – why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third – whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?”
Just then the bell rings for recess. George W. Bush informs the Kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resumed, The President says, “Okay where were we? Oh that’s right – question time. Who has a question?”
A different little boy puts his hand, George points him out and ask his name. “Steve!”
“And what is your question, Steve?”
“I have five questions: First – why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second – why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? and Third – whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?” Fourth – why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?; and Fifth – what happened to Billy?”