I went with
Once there, we talked with the ranger and looked at the site. That’s when I got another idea. A crazy idea. An idea so mad, it just might work. I can’t tell you now, but soon. Very, very soon.
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Meanwhile, check this out:
“Annoying someone via the Internet is now a federal crime.
“It’s no joke. Last Thursday, President Bush signed into law a prohibition on posting annoying Web messages or sending annoying e-mail messages without disclosing your true identity.”
Can you be more stupid, fuckhead? No, I don’t think you can.