The Most Insensitive Thing I’ve Ever Said

(Among other reasons) I’m not voting for John McCain because his wife looks fucking scary.

(101 other reasons I’m not voting for John McCain.)

PS: The Obama List is coming. Why the fuck did he have to try to win the Christian Right? Didn’t he know they’d never vote for him no matter what he offered?

Gen Con Roomie

I’m heading to GenCon, but I need to share a room with someone. Anyone going with extra crash space?

Play Dirty: The Dirty Dungeon


This is what happens when someone calls me a rail road GM.
(PS: If you’re gonna be running D&D in the near future, you may want to pay attention to this one.)

Looking for Cover/Layout Staff for Cat 2.0

I’m currently working on a second edition of Cat: A Little Game about Little Heroes.

I am looking for a cover artist and a layout person. I would prefer someone who could handle both tasks.

The book will be 6″ x 9″, B&W interior, no bleed.

I will be paying a competitve wage (competitve indie wage) for the cover and layout. I have specific notions about layout and cover and a plan for the cover matching further WD releases.

Please send me your resume (at johnjwick at gee mail daht com) if you would like to be considered for this position.

WARNING: You will be trying to fill the shoes of the Indefatigable Daniel Solis. I have high expectations.

You Know His Name

Fuck Lord of the Rings.
Fuck Star Wars.
Fuck The Matrix.

The long-awaited Greatest Epic Motha Fuckin’ Masterpiece of All Fuckin’ Time finally has a release date. Octoboer 31, 2008.

I’m all a-twitter.