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November 24, 2003

Yeah Baby!

(Nobody ever hand me a gun.)

November 24, 2003

Hello, I’m a meme! If you’re reading me, without even thinking, you’re considering my well-being and perpetuation. If you want me to live, copy these four sentences, and paste them somewhere other people will read. Thanks!

November 24, 2003

From Delwin

First real kiss: I was 15, she was a beautiful dark angel gypsy beauty, and I don’t know her name. It isn’t that I don’t remember, she never told me.
First job: Working as a counselor at a summer camp for kids with emotional problems.
First screen name: John_Wick
First self-purchased album: RUSH: All the World’s A Stage
First funeral: My grandfather
First pet: Mi-Mi. A little poodle-ish mutt who loved me dearly. I cried a week when she died.
First piercing: Left ear.
First love: See First Kiss.
First famous crush: Lynda Carter, of course.

At a werewolf game…
PLAYER #1: We need to cross the umbra.
PLAYER #2: Anybody got a fetish?
ME: I’ve got a Wonder Woman fetish.

The silence that follows… priceless.

First non-famous crush: 5th Grade. Kathy. All red-hair, curls, and freckles. She kissed me on the last day of school because I wrote a story for her. And that was just the beginning of the rest of my life.
First big trip: Hawaii with my folks. I was 16.
Last big car ride: San Diego last week.
Last kiss: Wow. A year ago?
Last smooch: Please identify the difference between a “smooch” and a “kiss.”
Last good cry: At the risk of sounding histerionic, I don’t remember the last time I had a “good cry.”
Last movie seen: The Thing (last night; and you didn’t ask for a new one).
Last beverage drank: A Coke (right this very moment).
Last food consumed: Cheerios
Last phone call: To , but he didn’t pick up.
Last TV show watched: Man… I think it was WWE Monday Night Raw over at ‘s house.
Last shoes worn: Black sneakers.
Last CD played:

Because love, like an invisible bullet has shot
me down and I’m bleeding — yeah I’m
bleeding
And if you go, furious angels will bring you
back to me

Last soda drank: Coke
Last ice cream eaten: Chocolate Chip Mint

November 23, 2003

From The Fool

You were born on a Tuesday (Tyr’s Day!)
under the astrological sign Sagittarius.
Your Life path number is 1.
The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2440200.5.
The golden number for 1968 is 12.
The epact number for 1968 is 0.
The year 1968 was a leap year.

As of 11/23/2003 3:25:43 PM CST
You are 34 years old.
You are 419 months old.
You are 1,824 weeks old.
You are 12,766 days old.
You are 306,399 hours old.
You are 18,383,965 minutes old.
You are 1,103,037,943 seconds old.
There are 17 days till your next birthday
and 32 days till Christmas!

The moon’s phase on the day you were
born was waning gibbous.

http://www.paulsadowski.com/birthday.asp

November 23, 2003

I’m bashing Republicans again…

A deep bow of sorrow, my Republican friends. But please keep these in mind the next time you think your party is about personal freedom and responsibility…

(Thanks to Kosh — I’ve removed some of the more inflamitory language that would have detracted from the very valid points.)

U.S. Senator Rick Santorum of Pennsylvania
… equated the right to consensual homo sex in your home with the right to bigamy, poligamy, incest, and adultery. He argued against same-sex marriage, comparing it to “man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be.” The elected idiot later reiterated his opposition to gay marriage by announcing, “Marriage is not about affirming somebody’s love for somebody else.” There was no comment from the Senator’s wife about his peculiar statement.

Michael Savage
Michael Savage’s MSNBC television program was cancelled after he told a gay caller, “You should only get AIDS and die, you pig.” What’s more, Savage’s syndication company sued anti-Savage Web sites for damaging his career.

Willian Rehnquist, Antonin Scalia, and Clarence Thomas
The Three Stooges of the Supreme Court (No Moes among them!) predictably voted against overturning Texas’s sodomy law. Justice Scalia took the unusual step of reading his dissent from the bench, where he railed against the so-called “gay agenda” and predicted that legalizing sodomy would lead to gay marriage and – hold on to your hats – invalidate state laws against masturbation! (Outraged wankers’ rights advocates plan a Million Masturbators March on Washington.)

… and finally:

President George W. Bush
President Bush announced his support for legislation that would deny gay men and lesbians the right to marry. But he called for “tolerance” (read my lip service) and bizarrely stated, “We’re all sinners.”

Anyone who thinks the current incarnation of the Republican party is anything but a forum and agenda hammer for the Religious Right is fooling themselves. No, it hasn’t always been that way, and no, it doesn’t always have to be that way. But please, for the love of Thor, can we get these fucking wankers that they are forbidden by God to put God in the way of personal liberty and responsibility.

It says so in the Constitution. “No God in Government.” And if the Founding Fathers were all inspired by God, then He must have wanted it that way.

November 21, 2003

Aphrodite’s Altar

(thanks to

1. What size is your bed? Futon. (I’m fixing that!)
2. What do you wear to bed? Penguins
3. How many people regularly sleep in your bed? Do the penguins count?
4. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? No, but Cthulhu watches over me while I dream.
5. If you could wake up next to any famous person who would it be? (considers answering — then reconsiders)
6. What would have happened the night before? Hours and hours of kissing.
7. How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed? Two. No matter the size.
8. Who is the next person you would like to have in your bed with you? See #5.
9. What position do you go to sleep in? With one foot off the side.
10. What position do you wake up in? Coiled up in pillows and sheets and covers.
11. Have you ever woken up in a really weird position? Define “weird.”
12. How many blankets/covers do you have on your bed? 2
13. Do you hog the blankets? No. But my dreams make it difficult to keep them on the bed.
14. Have you ever found your pillows on the other side of the room? yes
15. When was the last time you fell out of bed? When someone else fell with me.
16. Do you have any strange bed habits such as sleep talking etc? I’m told I have a very delicate, very cute snore.
17. Do you snore? See above.
18. Hows about drooling? No.
19. How many pillows do you have on your bed? Two. But I’m fixing that.
20. Do you tend to sleep with a fan? No.