http://www.wumpskate.com/ … but I’ll be doing it tonight. Geez. I remember fifth grade. Had a crush on this cute girl with brown curls and freckles. What was her name…?

I’m in the game now, so go ahead. Do what you’ve always wanted to do. http://www.neopets.com/games/whackastaffmember.phtml

from an appropriate source. 😉 (Yes, I’m feeling wicked today.) Lucifer. The most misunderstood of all theArchAngels, you’re most like the ArchAngel ofLight. You’ve seen the darkside and have optedfor something better. You need better press,though chances are no one will reallyunderstand your motives.

Cash isn’t with us anymore, so it’s a sad day. But, he is with June. So it’s a happy day. Godspeed, John.

Adam: http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/3100550.stm?display=1 Me: LAME Adam: yeah Me: Much Ado About Nothing Me: I’ve never heard of this guy before. Adam: really? he is one of yours Adam: south park did an episode called Blanetology Adam: heh Me: “I’m an artist – nothing more, nothing less,” he said. “I don’t fear life and I don’t fear…

People often ask me what I mean by “magic.” I use the word a lot, and always say, “It’s difficult to explain. Unless you’ve seen it for yourself… it can’t be explained.” Well, I’ve finally got something that we’ve all seen that I can point at and say, “THAT! There it is! Real fucking magic!”…

“Share yourself with someone today”… in bed. Any volunteers?

We went to see Chuck Palahniuk last night. He signed Fight Club and his new book for me. He wrote “I am John’s Book” inside. After meeting him for only a moment, I was suddenly reminded of Matt Forbeck. The kind of guy who really is genuinely kind… and has just enough Loki blood in…

He’s in town tonight. I’ll be driving out to Beverly Hills to check him out, get him to sign my book, and tell him to hit me as hard as he can. 😀