No sign of the Gray Faerie just yet. Very sad. Soon. Went out to dinner last night with friends and realized just how much I miss the company of women. Not neccessarily in a romantic way, just friendly female company. I spend all my time with men. Not good. Julie’s coming down soon. A week…

I held a (very) unofficial poll today: should the beard stay or go? It isn’t really a beard. More of a mustache/goatee thing. But, I asked, and I got answers. I asked all the women who have seen me with and without it. The results were pretty one-sided, but I was really looking for two…

A very nice girl here at work helped me with the html, making it look just right. Check it out… http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=orkboss Nothing’s for sale (yet), but I’ll pass any compliments over to my html-toss-down buddy. By the way, if anybody’s got any Jhudora items I don’t have yet, let me know. I’m willing to trade.…

I killed the “john@wickedpress.com” e-mail because all I ever got was porn. Now, my new e-mail is getting besieged with “HOT TEEN GIRLS!!!” What the hell?

i am extremely intelligent and very wise. i think logically and rhetorically in order to get problems solved. if i’m not mad now, i’m getting very close. how mad are you? this quiz was made by piksy

“You’re serious about this, aren’t you?” she asks, her grin more than a little wicked. “I am,” I tell her. “It’s the Great Secret.” “‘The Great Secret,’” she says, taking a sip from the Daphne’s cup. “If a woman wants sex, it’s because she’s ‘sexually liberated.’ If a man enjoys sex, it’s because he’s a…

I’m listening to http://www.radiomargaritaville.com. All you who spend your days listening to all that angry, pissed off at the world, angsty stuff… take a break, check in, head down to the beach, and relax. If not for yourself, do it for those who love you. You’d be surprised how different the world looks from the…

I’ve seen the pictures. Wow. The artists are really making my stories look good. Soon. Probably today. I’ll send an update when she goes live.

So, my new monitor buddy tells me people have… ahem… share intimate moments on the site. In order to dodge the monitors, they use a special technique. They do it in Pig Latin. No, I am not joking.

I’ve got six stories in the que. The Gray Faerie is my favorite so far. Stinky McCoy didn’t come out the way I wanted it, so a re-write is due. Aethia and the Battle Faerie is my third Faerie story. Darrel told me, “Donna doesn’t let anybody write Faerie stories.” He hit my shoulder. “Lucky…