Countdown to “Reinforce the Racial Stereotype Day”

The Fool once told me, “It’s celebrating Christianity chasing the ‘snakes’ out of Ireland.”
Unfoman told me, “If just your grandfather was Irish, that makes you only a quarter Irish.”
Certain parts of my family never mention him, and when they do, they say, “He wasn’t Irish.”

He was the family secret. A secret I knew when I was young, forgot when I got older, and figured out much later.

Why do I celebrate Patty’s Day?
Because it’s a day like any other. And every day you’re alive and Irish is a day to celebrate.
I don’t wear green on my arm, because I wear it in my heart.