At DarkCon 2007, I had a chance to run Discordia for a few folks (including the Mighty Mighty Ken St. Andre). The result of my initial idea and player input turned out to be this.
The Queen of Cookies has been kidnapped by the Evil Penguin Conspiracy. As it turns out, the EPC is also after Santa Claus and the Sacred Cow. (As opposed to the Sacred Chao.)
The Queen is an inherited title. She is the source of Cookie-ness in our universe. The existence of cookies is due to her presence. Each Queen has a number of Cookies (as opposed to cookies) she is responsible for. When those Cookies are gone (usually given as gifts, but sometimes used for other purposes), the Queen crumbles. The new Queen takes those crumbs, bakes them up, and has her own batch of Cookies.
The EPC wants the Queen of Cookies, but they also want Santa Claus (for reasons that were not divulged) and the Sacred Cow. They wanted the Sacred Cow because of her Milk. Because you can’t eat Cookies without Milk.
I will say no more. The complete adventure will be available sometime in the future (when I decide to do a second edition of Discordia or something else equally foolish).
All Hail Eris!