“God loves all of us, but he loves irony just a little bit more.”
— Band Manager Greg
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The Vice President of the United States has a gay daughter. She’s pregnant with her first child. She’s also with a life partner she calls “my wife.”
Insert irony.
If the Vice President’s daughter dies in childbirth, the child–the Vice President of the United States’ grandchild–will be put up for adoption. The “wife” has no rights to the child. In fact, until the child’s 18th birthday, if the mother dies, the child goes up for adoption.
(In all fairness to accuracy, Big Dick would get first dibs on the child. In all fairness.)
Yeah. Equal rights under the law. Unless you’re a dyke. Even if you happen to be the daughter of the Vice President of the United States.