First real kiss: I was 15, she was a beautiful dark angel gypsy beauty, and I don’t know her name. It isn’t that I don’t remember, she never told me.
First job: Working as a counselor at a summer camp for kids with emotional problems.
First screen name: John_Wick
First self-purchased album: RUSH: All the World’s A Stage
First funeral: My grandfather
First pet: Mi-Mi. A little poodle-ish mutt who loved me dearly. I cried a week when she died.
First piercing: Left ear.
First love: See First Kiss.
First famous crush: Lynda Carter, of course.
At a werewolf game…
PLAYER #1: We need to cross the umbra.
PLAYER #2: Anybody got a fetish?
ME: I’ve got a Wonder Woman fetish.The silence that follows… priceless.
First non-famous crush: 5th Grade. Kathy. All red-hair, curls, and freckles. She kissed me on the last day of school because I wrote a story for her. And that was just the beginning of the rest of my life.
First big trip: Hawaii with my folks. I was 16.
Last big car ride: San Diego last week.
Last kiss: Wow. A year ago?
Last smooch: Please identify the difference between a “smooch” and a “kiss.”
Last good cry: At the risk of sounding histerionic, I don’t remember the last time I had a “good cry.”
Last movie seen: The Thing (last night; and you didn’t ask for a new one).
Last beverage drank: A Coke (right this very moment).
Last food consumed: Cheerios
Last phone call: To
Last TV show watched: Man… I think it was WWE Monday Night Raw over at
Last shoes worn: Black sneakers.
Last CD played:
Because love, like an invisible bullet has shot
me down and I’m bleeding — yeah I’m
bleeding
And if you go, furious angels will bring you
back to me
Last soda drank: Coke
Last ice cream eaten: Chocolate Chip Mint