DETECTIVE GRESHAM
And you read this? For fun? Why don’t you read Harry Potter or something like that?
And you read this? For fun? Why don’t you read Harry Potter or something like that?
THOMAS
Because Harry Potter is a pussy. All this “Woe is me!” bullshit. You know what I’d do if I was Harry Potter? Buy a fucking gun. Ain’t no warlock gonna be magic-ing a bullet headin’ for his head. It’s all crap man. You wanna know why? Because gamers ain’t writing the scripts, man. If gamers were writing the scripts, it’d be, “Valdermort’s secret fortress! Fuck yeah. Get a nuke and drop it on that mother fucker. Let’s see you magic your way out of that, asshole!”
Because Harry Potter is a pussy. All this “Woe is me!” bullshit. You know what I’d do if I was Harry Potter? Buy a fucking gun. Ain’t no warlock gonna be magic-ing a bullet headin’ for his head. It’s all crap man. You wanna know why? Because gamers ain’t writing the scripts, man. If gamers were writing the scripts, it’d be, “Valdermort’s secret fortress! Fuck yeah. Get a nuke and drop it on that mother fucker. Let’s see you magic your way out of that, asshole!”