Think ignorance is dead?
Think stupidity can be bred to extinction?
Think gullibility is a word of the past?

Think again.

For those of you who don’t want to follow the link, here are a few of the prize winning presentations at the Fellowship Baptist Creation Science Fair 2001:

“Pokemon Prove Evolutionism Is False” – Paul Sanborn (grade 4)
“Women Were Designed For Homemaking” Jonathan Goode (grade 7)
“Dinosaur & Man Walked Together” – Donny Findlay (grade 6)
“Rocks Can’t Evolve, Where Did They Come From Mr. Darwin?” – Anna Reed (grade 6)
“Using Prayer To Microevolve Latent Antibiotic Resistance In Bacteria” Eileen Hyde and Lynda Morgan (grades 10 & 11)
“Thermodynamics Of Hell Fire” – Tom Williamson (grade 12)

And then there’s this:

“This is also the first year that Muslim students from the Al-Jannah Islamic school have been invited to participate; two of their students presented a project on human anatomy entitled “Allah (SWT) Created Me” which, while it was found ineligible for a prize due to a number of Biblical inconsistencies, did win a special Interfaith Outreach ribbon.”

We are doomed.
Fucking doomed.