Fun with The Soliloquator!

John’s AIM “I’m Away” Auto response: I’m in a meeting. Pray for me.

The Soliloquator!:

Dear Odin-

My buddy John is in a meeting. I know you didn’t have meetings Back In The Day, they weren’t your style. They’re pretty much teh suck. It’s like giving up your eye for knowledge, except you don’t get any knowledge but you still have to lose the eye.

Anyway, John’s a great guy and if you could, like, watch out for him and stuff and make sure the meeting doesn’t eat his soul, that’d be great. Yes, sometimes he can be a wangrod, but don’t we all have a little wangrod in us?

kthanxbye!

P.S. Munin keeps pecking at my window. I don’t know why, please ask him to stop.