I’m off to Kinkos to use their fax machine.
I have 30 faxes to make.
This is not Valentine’s Day in Wickland. Today is Free Rent Day.
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Oh, and in case you haven’t heard, the Vice President busted a cap in somebody’s ass over the weekend.
(Actually, it wasn’t his ass; Cheney shot him in the face. In the FACE!)
Vice President Cheney shot a man in the head on Saturday, and 21 hours later you had to be looking at the Web page of the Corpus Christi Caller-Times to find out about it. Today, as White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan picked buckshot out of his own hide, he said “the vice president’s office was working to make sure information got out. We learned additional information overnight—throughout the night. We were learning additional information here in Washington.”
If the vice president’s office was “working,” it was working awfully slowly. They didn’t even let McClellan know until 6 a.m. Sunday morning, 12 hours after the hunter had been “peppered.” McClellan, by focusing on the distinction between what was going on “here in Washington” and what might have been going on down on the ranch, tried an unusual strategy for such a unified administration: to separate the president from the vice president…