Hey, folks. Guess what? Kids are doing this “new thing.” It’s called “best friends with benefits.”
Jeebus Fucking Christmas.
This is a “new thing.”
This is “news.”
This is our media.
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Alanis used it as a fucking lyric on her album eleven years ago. It was, like, a NUMBER ONE HIT AND EVERYTHING!!! And it was old then!
I hate our media.