In conversation with the Soliloquator!

Soliloquator!: God…someone bought, hey, did you buy Salt & Vineagar potato chips last week for Game Night?
Me: Yeah!
Me: I forgot ’em.
Soliloquator!: Mmmm
Soliloquator!: ::munchmunch::
Me: =-O
Me: >:o
Me: :-\
Soliloquator!: ::munchmunch::
Me: 🙁
Me: :'(
Soliloquator!: ::smackslips::
Me: Bastard Matt
Me: Eats Your Chips Bastard Matt
Soliloquator!: heh heh heh. everyone in the office is coming in here and ganking them.
Me: EYCBM. That’s your new name.
Me: Eats Your Chips and Hands Them Out to Any Tom Dick or Harry Bastard Matt.
Soliloquator!: I said “I don’t know who’s nasty chips these are, but in the absence of any good munchies, I’m eating them”
Me: EYCHTOATDHBM.
Soliloquator!: And everyone said “Ooh, those are nasty vineagar chips. Blech. Lemmehavesome.”
Me: (pronounced: eye*chu*toat*doh*bum)
Soliloquator!: I LOVE IT!
Me: 🙂
Me: emphasis on the TOAT
Soliloquator!: EYCHTOATDHBM!
Soliloquator!: Oh, I heard the empahsis.
Me: wait… no, the emphasis should be on the DOH
Me: eyechutoatDOHbum
Soliloquator!: I think it’s eyechoTOATDOHbum
Soliloquator!: chu
Me: yes
Me: you’re right.
Me: Matt’s new nickname.
Soliloquator!: eyechuTOATDOHbum
Soliloquator!: Drinks Your Last Goddamn Mountain Dew So You Don’t Have Any More Even Though You Were Expecting Some Bastard John.
Me: Hahhahahahahahah
Me: DYLGMDSYDHAMETYWESBJ
Soliloquator!: Dial-gum-did-damn-etty-wes-bij