If you want to be interviewed, just ask for it. In turn, I will ask you five questions and you’ll post your answers in your blog and offer to interview other people.

1. Which Sesame Street or Muppet Show character would you most like to be?
The Champion of the Queen of Cookies, of course! Cookie Monster!

2. Would you sell the rights to a movie based on your novel, to be directed by George Lucas? Keep in mind that it would earn you enough money to allow you to do every project you want to in the future.
Yes.

Because his movie is his movie and my book is my book. His movie will suck, but people will buy my book to find out where it came from and they’ll see that his movie sucked and my book rocked. 🙂

3. If you would get to write a screenplay and choose a director, who would it be?
Me!

Seriously, it’d be David Fincher.

4. You’ve said that you’ve been dead twice. What was the experience like?
Frightening both times.

5. At the same time that you’re reading this question, you hear that nuclear war has broken out and the end of mankind is 30 minutes away. What do you do?
Have really great sex one last time.