Given that I’m really not looking for a relationship right now (I’m too busy), my results were… interesting.
I found myself not liking the answers and compromising for the answer that was better than the other one but still did not fit.
The 5-Night StandDeliberate Brutal Sex Master (DBSM)Compassionate, loving, and understanding, but only for one business week, you are The 5-Night Stand. Sex is your primary objective, and you are a skilled manipulator. Therefore, you get LOTS of ass. Most likely, you juggle many women at once; you care about all of them a lot, but each of them a little. It adds up, right? One love. You’re not dishonest with people, exactly. It’s unlikely, for instance, you’d actually say “I love you,” just to get laid; and you might even go as far as explaining “I’m not ready for a commitment” to a potential partner. Of course, when you say it, you’d smile that special smile, like you two have an inside joke. Her. The secret of your success? Every nice person has an instinct to fix the broken dirtbag within you. Women especially have this instinct, because deep down they want their sons to be evil, a genetic advantage. To wit, your most likely occupations are stock broker, lawyer, and photographer. You are a hard worker, because power and success turn you on. “While the breadwinning, gentle husbands of the world are mowing their front lawns, you are literally fucking their wives.” Your exact male opposite: The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer Always avoid: The Battleaxe (DBLM), The Sudden Departure (RBLM), The Dirty Little Secret (DGSM) Consider: The Stiletto (DBSM) |
| Link: The Online Dating Persona Test @ OkCupid – free online dating. |