Professor beaten; attackers cite creationism class

LAWRENCE – A professor whose planned course on creationism and intelligent design was canceled after he sent e-mails deriding Christian conservatives was hospitalized Monday after what appeared to be a roadside beating.

University of Kansas religious studies professor Paul Mirecki said that the two men who beat him made references to the class that was to be offered for the first time this spring.
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< sarcasm >
Personally, I’d like to see them tagged as terrorists.
Christian terrorists.
< /sarcasm >

BWAH HAH HAH!

This falls FIRMLY into the “Damn, I wish I had thought of this” category.

(stolen from z0mb1)

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.

In August, I stopped [info]latentblue from defiling Lovecraft’s grave (-20 points). When the stars were right, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In June, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In March, I rescued [info]ldy_mialee from being sacrificed (-200 points). In July, I fed [info]bgkidathrt to a Shoggoth (250 points). In November, I exposed [info]noltain to soul-rending horrors (250 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-820 points) and deserve to be sent to sleep with the Deep Ones.

Your humble and obedient servant,
wickedthought

Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!

Eris Help Me…

… but I’m designing a fantasy heartbreaker.

I blame Luke and Clinton. If they hadn’t done such a good job, I wouldn’t be doing this.

(You can see Clinton’s brilliant The Shadow of Yesterday here. You can find Luke’s amazing Burning Wheel here.)

Dear Santa…

Dear Santa,

This year I’ve been busy!

Last Monday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole trekhead‘s purse (30 points). In November I broke heliograph‘s X-Box (-12 points). In February I stole fallentyrant‘s purse (-30 points). In September I gave learsfool a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Sunday I gave weird_sketch a Dutch Oven (-10 points).

Overall, I’ve been nice (28 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!

Sincerely,
wickedthought

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