Damn right…

(thanks to kesyrah)

The Magician
You are the Magician card. Magick is the use of the
will to effect change in reality. The will is
the ability to direct knowledge and experience
towards an end goal. The Magician is capable of
manipulating his environment because he knows
it so well. He effects the thoughts and
emotions of those around him. Therefore, the
Magician is often thought of as an artist,
writing or speaking in a way that strongly
influences others. The Magician understands how
to bring concepts into form and how to express
metaphysical concepts in a physical way. He is
seen with the symbols of each suit: a disk, a
cup, a sword and a wand. These symbols are each
a physical expression of a concept. They are
The Magician’s tools. Following after The Fool,
The Magician acts as a messenger. His planet is
Mercury, who is Messenger of the Gods. He
brings The Fool into the new world that The
Fool seeks. The Magician represents the act of
creation. Because he can use his knowledge to
form something new, he seems to be able to make
a thing appear out of a void. Image from: L. S.
Irish.
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Heheh. Of course.

(stolen from iamnikchick

Arcane Trickster
44% Combativeness, 63% Sneakiness, 79% Intellect, 36% Spirituality
Brilliant and sneaky: You are an Arcane Trickster!

Score! You have a prestige class. A prestige class can only be taken
after you’ve fulfilled certain requirements. This may mean that you’re
an exceptionally talented person, but it probably doesn’t.

Arcane Tricksters combine arcane magic with rogue skills and
sensibilities. They use their magic to confuse their opponents or to
augment their more mundane, roguish skills. If you thought it was
annoying keeping an eye that that rogue, the Arcane Trickster is
probably picking your pocket from the other side of the room.

Both smart and sneaky, you’re probably the type of person that
loves planning practical jokes… either that or knocking over banks.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 36% on Combativeness
You scored higher than 89% on Sneakiness
You scored higher than 68% on Intellect
You scored higher than 36% on Spirituality

Link: The RPG Class Test written by MFlowers on OkCupid Free Online Dating

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
wickedthought goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Aleister Crowley.
crapdaddy gives you 4 light blue coffee-flavoured pieces of bubblegum.
danthedragon tricks you! You lose 2 pieces of candy!
fallentyrant gives you 9 tan banana-flavoured pieces of bubblegum.
jetgrrl01 tricks you! You lose 7 pieces of candy!
kesyrah tricks you! You lose 1 pieces of candy!
latentblue gives you 16 light blue grape-flavoured jawbreakers.
learsfool gives you 9 light orange coffee-flavoured jawbreakers.
memento_mori gives you 18 teal coffee-flavoured nuggets.
sweetchili tricks you! You lose 13 pieces of candy!
trekhead gives you 1 mottled green raspberry-flavoured wafers.
wickedthought ends up with 34 pieces of candy.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.

Last night, I had a dream….

I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the LORD. Across the sky
flashed scenes from my life. For each scene, I noticed two sets of
footprints in the sand; one belonged to me, and the other to the LORD.
When the last scene of my life flashed before me, I looked back at the
footprints in the sand. I noticed that many times along the path of my
life there was only one set of footprints. I also noticed that it
happened at the very lowest and saddest times in my life.

And I said, “Hey, Jesus. You said that once I decided to walk with you,
you’d walk with me all the way.” Then, I pointed out the footsteps. “I
don’t understand why when I needed you most you would leave me.”

The LORD replied, “My precious, precious child, I love you and I would
never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see
only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you.”

And I said, “You carried me??? Why didn’t you just stop that
shit from happening?”

And the LORD said, “Shut up or I’ll send you to Hell.”

So I said, “Screw this. I’m gonna go walk with that Buddha guy for a while.”