HotB: Limited Edition InDesign Files

If you ordered the Limited Edition, the InDesign files were missing from your download. I have corrected that oversight. You may now download the InDesign Files.

If you have any questions, e-mail me at the usual place.

Picture Meme

Take a picture of yourself right now. Don’t change your clothes, don’t fix your hair…just take a picture. Post that picture with NO editing. Post these instructions with your picture.

(only because emmylouangel  told me to do it and I do anything she says.)

Houses of the Blooded: Back in Stock!

Houses of the Blooded is back in stock at IPR!

The stock I sent them is already one quarter down, so I’ll be ordering more soon.

On a business note, this is a problem. It’s a good problem to have (I’m calling it "the Wii Problem") in that I can’t keep up with the sales of my new book. It’s a good problem to have, but it is a problem.

Meanwhile, writing on the first supplement, Slumming, is coming along better and faster than I expected. I’ll have an update on my video blog tomorrow.

Houses of the Blooded: Buildings

(Need a sexier name for "Buildings," but it’ll do for now.)

Here are the Buildings for the City System so far, divided by their Influence Type. Need more Law, though.

Crime
  1. Bellicose House
  2. Bordello
  3. Orphanage
  4. Rookery
  5. Thieves Den
Law
  1. Black Guard
  2. Gatehouse
  3. Jury House
Society
  1. Academy
  2. Art Gallery
  3. Garden
  4. Opera House
  5. Residence
  6. Theater
Trade
  1. Craftsman
  2. Guild House
  3. Port
  4. Merchant
  5. Rookery
  6. Warehouse
Vice
  1. Atheneum
  2. Bath House
  3. Bordello
  4. Coliseum
  5. Tavern
  6. Tea House
N/A
  1. Banger Boys
  2. Public Garden
  3. Riding School
  4. Ruin
  5. Shrine
  6. Temple

Houses of the Blooded: Slumming

Slumming: Servants, Peasants and City Scum is nearly ready for playtesting. One of the funnest parts of writing this book is the City Management System.

In other words: Influences that work.

I’m as giddy as a school girl.

Birthday Party for My Dad! (Assistance Requested)

On Friday, I’m throwing a birthday party for my dad. I’d like you to attend.

My dad is very shy and has a very few close friends. I’d like to get a bunch of folks together–at a bar or something–and have a great time. It’ll just be a casual get together. Nothing fancy. But my dad hasn’t had a bd party in a long time. I’d like him to be surrounded with good people wishing him well.

You’re invited. And bring your friends.

Friday. Someone suggest a location. I’ll confirm later this afternoon.

Cancel your plans. Please. I’d love a whole bar full of folks saying "Happy birthday!" to my dad. I’d consider it personal favor.

HotB: Building a Ven City

In Houses of the Blooded, country nobles build their domains from Farms, Plains, Mountains and other Regions.

With the Slumming rules, city nobles build their barrios with Taverns, Bordellos, Rookeries and other Buildings.

What Buildings should I add?

Here’s a list of the current Buildings. Note: They are far from finished. Really a working first list.

Academy
Black Guard
City Watch
Craftsman
Port
Merchant
Residence
Rookery
Shrine
Tavern
Tea House
Temple
Theater

If Only…

I didn’t watch much of The West Wing after Sorkin and Schlamme left, but I am a great admirer of Alan Alda, as a writer and as an actor and as a compassionate human being.

When he appeared as a candidate for President on the show, I began getting interested again. I own the collected DVDs and I’ve watched the three seasons without the A/S combo. By far, my favorite moments are with Alda front and center. I’m certain he had more than a little say in his character’s direction and dialogue.

And here is something we should be seeing in today’s political arena.

If only…

Burn After Reading

When the Coen Brothers’ Fargo won multiple Oscars (missing out for Best Film to–wait for it–Braveheart of all things), they quickly followed it up with one of their "goof off" films, The Big Lebowski. Known for messing with both their audiences and their critics, you could almost hear the Brothers’ cackling as American audiences tried to figure out exactly what the Coens were thinking. Fargo was a bloody and merciless crime story told in one of the nicest places in the world (my home state of Minnesota). And here… here’s the tale of the world’s laziest slacker in the world’s most ambitious town.

Needless to say, The Big Lebowski seemed a world far, far away from Fargo.

Following on the heels of what may be seen as their greatest success (No Country for Old Men), the Cohens have unleashed a movie about incompetant dunderheads in the world’s most… well, Washington DC. A world far, far away from the desolate Texas countryside of their previous film. There are no inhuman, merciless killers with bad haircuts here. Instead, what we have are people pretending to be anything other than what they are in the country’s capital. A "Coen Goof Off Film" to follow up their nearly silent bloodfest. And if you listen closely, you can hear them cackling, as if to say, "Wait ’till they get a hold of this."

Burn After Reading is a typical Coen goof off film, but I don’t want you to be fooled by that word. Typical. This is not your standard Hollywood fare, as demonstrated by the advertising. Hollywood doesn’t know how to sell a Cohen Brothers movie. It isn’t exactly a comedy, it isn’t exactly a drama. It’s the Brothers writing a plot so thick you don’t know to eat it with a spoon or a fork, getting a bunch of their friends together, writing some of the best dialogue in Hollywood today, and ending the movie with a Cohen ending: an anti-climax that makes you laugh your ass off.

In the midst of all this nonsense, most of the attention will be directed at the goofballs. And make no mistake, Brad Pitt, George Clooney and Frances McDormand deserve high praise for their roles. They bring a degree of nonsense that would make Salivore Dali’s head spin. But, as anyone who’s studied comedy knows, you can’t have all ham without some pineapple, and the straight men in this piece deserve equal high praise. John Malkovich, Tilda Swinton and the forelorn Richard Jenkins really make all the madcap down-the-rabbit hole logic work and give real consequences to all the absurdity.

(Malkovich’s anger at a world seemingly populated with idiots is something I’ve felt myself all too often, and I have to say, I realized I sympathized with nearly every action he takes in the film. Something that frightens me much more than any Anton Chigurh.)

If movies like Raising Arizona, Barton Fink and The Big Lebowski aren’t your cup of tea, you should probably avoid this one. A little bitter, a little sweet, add blood to taste. And take care when you drink: it may come right back up your nose.