“The Greatest Story in Gaming”

My buddy Matt! writes about what he considers “The Greatest Story in Gaming”… the L5R Clan War.

It’s always very humbling to hear such talk about a thing we were doing by the seat of our pants. Yes, we did catch lightning in a bottle, and yes, subsequent storylines are lessons to be learned for producers (who want to direct) to leave the creative staff alone and let them do their jobs. And yes, over those two years, I lost friendships and damaged myself in ways I’m still feeling now.

But we did catch lightning in a bottle. Damn, did we.

More Reasons Not to Vote for McCain


I don’t care if you’re a Christian, a Jew, a Hindu, a Muslim, a Scientologist, a Mormon, a Discordian, a worshiper of Thor,  Zeus, or Joe Pesci. Stop trying to revise history to favor your own religion.

The Founding Fathers specifically kept any mention of god, Jesus, the bible and any other religious icons out of the Constitution for a reason: the country they just came from had a national religion: the Church of England. Most of the Founding Fathers were religious dissenters: they didn’t want to belong to the Church of England–an institution with a reputation for murdering and torturing dissenters.

Therefore, no national religion.

Now, you could try to make the argument: “But the FF were Christians!” Fact is, most of them were deists (a codename for “atheist” when being an atheist could get you killed).

And please, tell me exactly where “freedom of speech” is a “Christian virtue?” How about freedom of religion? How about the right to bear arms, the right of free assembly, freedom of press, the right to a speedy trial (the right to any trial at all?)? Please open the Bible and show me where these things are listed–explicitly–from JHVH as rights and liberties?

Go on, keep looking.

Look some more.

I’ll wait.

In the meantime, the rest of us will show you English Common Law (which derives from old Viking property laws and legal procedure), the Magna Carta, Greek Democracy, and Hammurabi’s Code.

(A quick side note: anyone who doesn’t understand the importance of Viking law doesn’t understand the history of Western legal thinking. The Vikings were the first ones to come up with legal procedure. Evidence, testimony, prosecution, defense, jury of peers, all of that. Sure, it was primitive compared to what we have today, but the ECL owes a lot to it.)

Show me where the Bible gives us guidelines on how evidence should be presented. Show me the legal procedure for selecting a jury in Leviticus. Open up Deuteronomy and demonstrate the concept of “innocent until proven guilty.”

No, these concepts were not created by, nor are they exclusive to, Christians. In fact, if you want to look at “Christian legal procedure,” I suggest taking a look at the Salem witch trials, the Inquisition, and the deaths caused by the Protestant/Catholic clashes all through history.

Have Christians adopted principles such as these? Yes, of course they have. But these principles did not originate exclusively in Christian minds. In fact, most of them were first espoused by pagan voices. Greek Democracy. Viking Law. Babylon’s legal codes.

Let’s stop trying to re-write history to favor our own religion, okay? Let’s also stop doing it to win votes from those who would rather believe their own religion’s propaganda than open a history book.

You Don’t Mess with the Moyers

I’ve often used the phrase “The Last American Journalist” when talking about Bill Moyers. Thankfully, my attribution is more hyperbolic than correct, but here’s an example of why “journalists” like the small fellow below really shouldn’t mess with the bull. You get the horns.

Bill O’Reilly (not a journalist) sent one of his producers to “ambush interview” Bill. Get some popcorn, sit back, and enjoy the show.

Richard Stark: Dirty Money

 

Parker is back!

Dirty Money is “part 3” of an unofficial trilogy that started with Nobody Runs Forever and Ask the Parrot: two novels that prove Stark is just getting better with age.

The book isn’t in my hands yet (Amazon sent it today), but I can’t wait. If you want to read an excerpt and see why Richard Stark (Donald Westlake) is one of my favorite authors, you can read the first chapter here.

Morality and Ethics

One of the biggest criticisms I hear about books such as The God Delusion and God is not Great is this:

“Where does an atheist get his morals?”

Ah, see. We’re begging an important question here.

Sonny, I don’t have morals. I have ethics. Ethics trump morals. Let me explain.

When we talk about crimes in American culture, we talk about the big three: violence, theft and privacy. Everything else pretty much falls under those three. Now, we ask a question: why are these three things so important? Because we live in a culture that has come to reasonable conclusions that these three things are important. In other cultures, such as Saudi Arabia or Iran or North Korea, these three things aren’t so important. But in our culture, if we read books by Plato, Aristotle, Sarte, DeCarte, Locke, Paine, etc., we can all agree that murder, theft and invasion of privacy are Not Good Things.

(I leave it up to the reader to come up with arguments as to why murder, theft and invasion of privacy are Good Things and should be celebrated by our culture.)

Now, like I said, we came to reasonable conclusions based on logic and solid argumentation. Almost 2,000 years worth of arguments. We began with primitive ideas, then progressed forward. The evolution of ethics: strong memes thrive, weak memes perish.

But again, if I must continue to emphasize this, we come to reasonable conclusions based on good argument, reason, logic, etc.

Again. Reasonable arguments. Arguments that have survived criticism and debate.

So, in American culture (and others as well, but I’m an American, so I can only speak for myself), when you commit violence against another citizen, the crime is a violation of that citizen’s rights. When you steal from another citizen, the crime is a violation of that citizen’s rights. When you invade his privacy… a violation of that citizen’s rights.

Murder isn’t an issue of morality–is it wrong? is it right?–it’s an issue of ethics. Everyone in our society has a right to be alive.
Theft isn’t an issue of morality–is it wrong? is it right?–it’s an issue of ethics. Everyone in our society has a right to keep what they earn.
Privacy isn’t an issue of morality–is it wrong? is it right?–it’s an issue of ethics. Everyone in our society has a right to be left alone.

Not an issue of morality, but an issue of ethics.

When we bring morality into the question, we start deluding the water. Why? Because what I consider to be moral and what you consider to be moral are two entirely different things.

For example, if two consenting adults decide to trade sex acts for money, you may find that offensive, you may find it disgusting, and you may even find it repulsive… but who’s rights are violated? The right to be alive? The right to keep what you earn? The right to be left alone?

What actual crime has been committed? Or is it just that someone has inserted their morality into our ethics?

If a same-sex couple wants to enter into the same kind of legal contract that a different-sex couple can legally enter into, who’s rights are being violated? The right to be alive? The right to keep what you earn? The right to be left alone?

What actual crime has been committed? Or is it just that someone has inserted their morality into our ethics?

If a citizen wants to drink liquor–a clearly damaging substance–or smoke cigarettes–a clearly damaging substance–or watch Sex and the City–a clearly damaging substance, do we leave them alone? Yes. But if they want to smoke pot, snort coke, or drop LSD, suddenly, we have a crime. But who’s rights are being violated? The right to be alive? The right to keep what you earn? The right to be left alone?

What actual crime has been committed? Or is it just that someone has inserted their morality into our ethics?

Morality has nothing to do with our legal system. At least, it shouldn’t. But some people want us to believe that morality has everything to do with our legal system.

“Forget the Ten Amendments! Make the Ten Commandments the Law of the Land!”

Morality. Ethics.

“If I want to murder my daughter because she’s shamed me, it’s my right!”

Morality. Ethics.

Don’t get confused. Morality and Ethics.

Don’t get confused. One of these is mutually agreed upon and based on reasonable arguments. The other is an appeal to the authority an invisible power that no-one can prove.

Morality. Ethics.

Here endeth the lesson.

Choke Clip

When I recommend Choke, I often add in a little quip: “It’s got the world’s funniest rape scene.”

When I say this, most folks just… you know… look at me that way. The way that says, “You need therapy.”

For your viewing pleasure, the prelude to that scene…


And folks, that ain’t even the funny part. 😀

Snuff, by Chuck Palahniuk

 

The premise is simple. An aging porn queen wants to go out with a bang. A gang bang. 

600 men, one woman, breaking the record, setting an impossible task for any woman to follow. And yes, she plans to be dead at the end.

The last Palahniuk novel I tried to read was Diary. I didn’t stop because the novel was bad; I stopped because I was in the middle of my divorce and every page hurt like a kick in the chest. I’d start reading and I’d start crying every third page. Not just little drops of sadness, but rivers of absolute hopeless sorrow. Diary hurt me, like putting my hand on a hot oven, so I put it down half-way through.

I own Haunted, but I haven’t read it. Sounded sufficiently creepy/scary/gory, but I just couldn’t get into it. I wasn’t in the right place.

And then comes Snuff.

I have to admit, this one is fun. Not challenging like Fight Club and not clever like Survivor or Choke, but almost like the cotton candy Palahniuk, playing for laughs and gasps. I won’t be thinking about it now that it’s over, but I laughed a lot when I was reading it. I saw through the plot right away, but it didn’t matter. I was still laughing, right up to the end.

And no, I won’t be giving any hint to how it ends.

Sweet and sour on the lips with no aftertaste. Enjoyed. Thank you, Chuckie-P!

EDIT: And thank you Daniel Mighty Mighty Solis for this… Chuckie interviews the star of Snuff, Cassie Wright!

F&%$ing Index (sans formatting)

Gamers like ’em. I think a clear TOC does the trick. I’m compromising. An index for HotB.

I’ve been burning on this for about 6 hours and this is what I’ve got so far. I count six more hours until I’m completely done, but I’m handing it over to my editor first so he can make suggestions.

I got offers from a lot of people who build these things in the game industry, and quite frankly, I couldn’t afford them. Most offered to build an index for $3,000-$5,000.

My reply: “Buddy, I ain’t makin’ that much money off this book.”

So, I decided to do it myself. I went through, page by page, and picked out all the headers. Then, I went back and did a word search for all those headers. I also found pertinent terms that would be useful and put them in there as well.

(For some reason, LJ won’t copy the formatting, so you get none of the headers/sub-headers.)

Estimated time of completion: 12 hours. Wish I could make $5,000 in twelve hours. Jeebus. Anybody looking for an indexer?

Accounting Books 49
Age of Clandestine Blood, The 23
Age of Quiet Poison, The 22
Apothecary (Vassal) 258
Art
Artifacts 294
Building with Bonus Points 297
Example 296
Values 297
Artisan (Vassal) 258
Aspects 139
Academy Educated 150
Actress, The 249
Adrente 157
Athlete 150
Bad Aspects 146
Blacksmith 292
Bureaucrat 147
Burghe 152
Chance-Taker 151
Compelling & Style 143
Court Gossip 151
Courtier 96
Dalada (Thief) 166
Dangerous (Yvaltae) 228
Denying the Compel 143
Discovering Aspects 162
Dolt 152
Dowager Duchess, The 250
Duty to My Liege 148
Even More Aspects 164
Free Aspects 146
Giving an Aspect to the Scene 159
Heinig Defense, The 164
Home-Wrecker 152
How Can you be Compelled by Your Aspect? 142
How do you invoke your Aspect? 141
How does someone else tag your Aspect? 141
Husband, The 250
I Kill You in the Face! 147
I Know How to Hurt You 98
I Know What You Want 98
I Pull the Strings 153
I Rule! 147
Ikhalu’s Kiss 153
Introducing New Aspects 159
Kind-Hearted 154
Large or Small 154
Limp 98
Love the Shoes 154
Making Your Own Aspects 150
Meticulous 155
Mwrr 156
My Mother’s Diaries 148
Names as Aspects 141
Obsessed Sorcerer 149
Old Sword 155
Politically Voracious Wife 155
Queen of Thieves, The 156
Rajan (Paladin) 166
Rake, The 250
Refreshing Aspects 143
Righteous Fury of Youth, The 156
Rivalry 156
Road is My Home, The 157
Savage Lover (Vazhna) 227
Self-Destructive 157
Senvada (Sorcerer) 166
Senvu (Fighter) 164
Solace Aspects 146
Steele 153
Strange Intuition 158
Strong 148
Style Points 142
Swordsman 96
Swordsman, The 250
Tagging & Style 143
Talashan 164
Talia’s Eyes are Upon Me 158
Tavala (Bard) 163
Thorne 154
Three Elements 140
Throwing Insult 161
Treacherous 158
Twins 293
Ushalaven (Barbarian) 163
Veiled Rose 141
Vendetta 158
Well-Known 159
Well-Mannered 159
Wife, The 251
Wise Man, The 251
Wrath of Me, The 326
You Want Me 300
Yvarai 155
Avreda & Ylvayne 215
Bad Form 56
Bearing the Spear 213
Beauty 133
Betrayer War, The 21
Bold Lords 52
Build a Holding (Season Action) 242-244
Hire a Vassal (Season Action) 253
Caravan (Vassal) 258
Character Aging (Season) 274
Character Creation Cheat Sheet 107
Compose Opera (Season Action) 249-252
Conquer a Region (Season Action) 245, 271
Contested Risks 118
Example 120
Ties 119
Courage 132
Court Scholar (Vassal) 258
Courts of Love 217-218
Craft Goods (Season Action) 246
Craftsman (Vassal) 259
Create Art (Season Action) 247-249
Creating a Character Step-by-Step 85
Aspects 94
Background 86
Background Example 91
Bonus Points 103
Contacts 96
Determining Age 88
Devotions 99
Devotions Example 99
Domain 100
Family Standing Chart 87
Name 88
Parent’s Chart 86
Phases 93
Phases Example 97
Picking a House 87
Region Types 101
Siblings 86
Spouse & Children 88
Starting Style Points 103
Title 90
Vassal Types 102
Virtues 91
Cunning 130
Dalven Suena (“What You Have is What You Deserve”) 80
Devotion 304
At Character Creation 99-100
Devotion Example 99
Dividing Devotion 307
Gaining Devotion Points 307
Duels 193
Earls, The 70
Economy 74
Education 59
End of the Year (Season) 272-273
Espionage Actions 264-270
Espionage Actions 267-270
Explore (Season Action) 252-253
Exploring Ruins 253
Face and Fan 59
Fashion 70
Colors & Their Meanings 71
Roses 73
Fashuva (see Forbidden Suaven)
Fell Ones (see Forbidden Suaven)
Fire (Violence) 212-213
Forbidden Suaven 413-419
Afhil 417-418
Ikhalu 413-415
Jaymen Steele 415-416
Mahl 416-417
General (Master Vassal) 212, 259
Getting Dice (Full Page) 127
Herald (Vassal) 259
Horses 35
Grusha 36
Ilderim 35
Hospitality 77
Houses, The 46
Bear 46
Elk 46
Falcon 47
Fox 47
Serpent 48
Wolf 48
Ikhalu 213, (Cult Plot) 395, 413-415
Injury 201
As a Free Aspect 114, 146
As a Legal Definition 79, 186-190
Causing Injury in a Duel 199-200
Scars 202
Tagging 127, 201
Vassals & Injury 202
Insult, Injury & True Pain 187
Jury, The 186
Language 34
Loyalty (Vassals) 263-264
Maid/Valet (Vassal) 259
Make a New Contact (Season Action) 254
Maneuvers (Advanced) List 205-208
Maneuvers 203
Mass Murder 208-212
Master of the Road (Vassal) 260
Master Spy (Vassal) 260
Mayor (Vassal) 260
Murder (Zsanstozs) 38
Na Nanva (“Not now…”) 55
Names 49
Blooded Names 49
List of Names & Meanings 103
Unblooded Names 50
Narcotics (Shutha) 173
Addiction 174
Attar of Poppies 175
Foxwine 176
Icefire 175
Recovery 174
Silken Veil, The 176
Noble Rank 53
Baron/Baroness 55
Count/Countess 56
Duke 56
Earl 57
Marquis/Marquise 56
Master of the Road 55
Roadman 53
Olivana: Sacred Animals 28
Opera 60
The Seven Fools 62
Organized Religion in Shanri 24
Orichalcum 27, 290-291
Ork 406-412
Ork Traits 407-412
Terror 406
Other Cultures 37
Personal Training (Season Action) 254
Poison 169
Arsenic 171
Cyanide 171
Hemlock 171
Lesser Poisons 172
Making Poison 170
Oleander 172
Poison for Wimps 169
Strychnine 172
Prowess 136
Puzzle House 279
Q’naldinir: Capital City 25
Quell Trouble (Season Action) 254
Region Development (Season Action) 255
Regions 233-235
Rules 233
List 234
Titles 235
Espionage
Research Sorcery (Season Action) 255
Revenge 77, 179
Jonan Drax’s Laws 181
Dueling Ritual 188
Insult & Injury 79
Cleaning Up Ven Law 187
Rights of Nobility 52
Risk 109
Beat a 10 109
Privilege 109
What are My Chances? 110
Taking a Risk 112
Effect 115
Wagers 115
Simple Risk Example 116
Risks without Wagers 117
Contested Risks 118
Ties 119
Contested Risk Example 120
Lying 121
Example Risks 122
Getting Dice (Full Page) 127
Roadman (Vassal) 260
Romance 80, 221-229
Vrentae: “Holding My Heart” 81
Sex & Taboo 82
Seven Kisses 221
Mechanics 221-229

Ruins 32, 279
Exploring Ruins 253
Season Actions 242-255
Seasons 231
Actions 242-255
Regions (Description) 232
Phases 236-240
Character Aging (274)
The Party (Althua) 275
Resources (complete list) 241
Espionage Actions 267-270
Season Bonuses (Character) 279
Secret Army (Vassal) 260
Senate, The 65
How Many Votes per Seat? 68
Vashna (Senate Investigators) 69
Seneschal (Vassal) 261
Seven Kisses, The 221
Seven Laws, The 179 -185
Shara (Sample Character) Character Sheet 106
Sheriff (Vassal) 261
Solace Aspects 146
Sorcerer-Kings 19-20, 23, 32, 35, 57, 70
Sorcery 285-301
Description 55
Doom! 297
Artifact Values 297-301
Spear & Shield 213
Spectres 26-27, 416, 419-421
Spy Network (Vassal) 261
Storm, The (“Anguish”) 22
Strength 129
Strike Bid 198
Style Points 110
Earning Style 110
Spending Style 111
Banking Style 111
Refreshing Aspects 143
Tagging Aspects 143
Compelling Aspects 143
Losing Style 160
Is it worth a Style Point? 122
Suaven 303
Devotions (Character Creation) 99-100
Devotions Example 99
Blessings and Wrath 307
Greater Suaven 308-313
Ashalim Avendi 308
Falvren Dyr 309
Manna Renay 310
Talten Steele 311
Talia Yvarai 312
Tyan Bran 313
Blessings 314-324
Becoming a Suaven 324-326
Wrath 326
Devotion (Rules) 304-307
Swordsman, The (Book) 188
Terror (Ork) 406-407
Theater 65
Throwing Insult 161
Time 9
Titles 50
Gaining Title 51
Liege Lord 50
Rights of Nobility 52
Noble Rank 53
Roadman 53
Master of the Road 55
Yvtavia: “Lady’s Guard” 54
Count/Countess 56
Marquis/Marquise 56
Duke 56
Earl 57
Totem Rex 24-25
Transport Resources & Goods (Season Action) 255
Travel in Shanri 32-33
Vassal Training (Season Action) 255
Vassals 102, 257
Apothecary 258
Artisan 258
Caravan 258
Character Creation (Five Points) 100
Court Scholar 258
Craftsman 259
Description 257
General 259
Herald 259
List 102
Loyalty 263-264
Maid/Valet 259
Master of the Road 260
Master Spy 260
Mayor 260
PCs as Vassals 262
Roadman 260
Secret Army 260
Seneschal 261
Sharing Vassals 263
Sheriff 261
Spy Network 261
Staff 261
Ven, The 38-44
Biology 38
Solace 39
Hypocrisy 181
Cosmetics 39
Murder 40
Suicide 40
Trader’s Tradition, The 44
Castes 40
Villages & Cities 256-257
Virtues 91, 127
Beauty 92, 131
Courage 92, 130
Cunning 92, 128
Prowess 93, 134
Strength 91, 127
Wisdom 93, 132
Wagers 115
Golden Wager Rule 116
How Much Can I Say? 117
Risks without Wagers 118
Using Wagers to Add Details 118
Bonus Effect 116
Contested Risks 119
Example of Using Cunning Wagers 131
Courage Risks 132
Beauty Risks 134
Wisdom Risks 135
Adding Details to Other Characters 135
Prowess Risks 136
Insults 161
Poisons 173
War 76, (Mass Murder) 208-212
Weapon or Tool? 179
Weights and Measures 56
Wisdom 132
Zhivali Deck, The 61