So, you are the Attorney General…

There’s a child care national chain, you see. They’ve got hundreds of thousands of “shops” all across the country. The President of the chain discovers that thousands of his employees are sexually mollesting children. Thousands. And what does he do? He uses the profits from his company to pay off the families and move the abusers to a different store in a different state.

Now answer me this. If you were the Attorney General of the United States and you found out this was going on, what would you do?

Remember, the President of this company has been doing this for years. Decades. DECADES. He’s been hiding and protecting and defending child molestors.

You’re the Attorney General of the United States. You can ensure this man spends the rest of his life in prison. Would you prosecute?

Of course you would.

Now, the only question we have to answer is this. Why won’t the Attorney General do his job and arrest the Pope the second he sets foot on American soil?