Fuck Lord of the Rings. Fuck Star Wars. Fuck The Matrix. The long-awaited Greatest Epic Motha Fuckin’ Masterpiece of All Fuckin’ Time finally has a release date. Octoboer 31, 2008. I’m all a-twitter.
Two buddies of mine–Stan! and Hyrum Savage–have started a new company called Super Genius Games and you can check out one of their newest products for free! (A very good price.)The Forgotten Tomb of Felgar the Goblin King has a catchy ring to it as a title and the concept is something I heartily approve:…
Parker is back! Dirty Money is “part 3” of an unofficial trilogy that started with Nobody Runs Forever and Ask the Parrot: two novels that prove Stark is just getting better with age. The book isn’t in my hands yet (Amazon sent it today), but I can’t wait. If you want to read an excerpt…
The premise is simple. An aging porn queen wants to go out with a bang. A gang bang. 600 men, one woman, breaking the record, setting an impossible task for any woman to follow. And yes, she plans to be dead at the end. The last Palahniuk novel I tried to read was Diary.…
Watch this. And then come back and we’ll talk about why I don’t read fantasy. (And why I published No Loyal Knight myself.)
VATICAN CITY (Reuters) – The Knights Templar, the medieval Christian military order accused of heresy and sexual misconduct, will soon be partly rehabilitated when the Vatican publishes trial documents it had closely guarded for 700 years. A reproduction of the minutes of trials against the Templars, “‘Processus Contra Templarios — Papal Inquiry into the Trial…
There is no Francis Drake, but there is a Walter Raleigh and (gasp!) Doctor John Dee! (I think I can see his orichalcum ring…) Fuck yeah.