That’s it. That’s it.

I’m writing a gospel.

THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO ME:
A Private Conversation with The Lord

And if people don’t believe me, fuck them.

People send TV evangelists billions of dollars because they claim to talk to God.

People travel thousands of miles a year to get healed by assholes who say they talk to God.

People voted for GW Bush because he claims he talks to God.

What’s wrong with me claiming I had a private conversation with Jesus?

I’m starting work right fucking now. I’ll update it as I go.