latentblue is the Cookie Queen, Mistress of Sweets, Keeper of Crumbs, and the Goddess of Goodies.
To her, I pledge my devotion, my humble worship, admiration, and adoration.
She who brings me cookies, who chills the milk, and warms my tummy with sweet caresses.
She who knows secret alchemies, who makes her own dough, who bakes them in an oven made when the world was young.
She who told me one of the world’s Great Secrets: that a cookie is a hug you can eat.
She is the Cookie Queen, and I kneel in her presence, and wait with hope that she will bless me with her labors.
“My Queen, I am not worthy to recieve your blessing, but only say the word, and I shall be healed.”