The Liberal Fucking Media (LFM) is at it again, trying to swerve voters toward the Left. They’re always at it. Always. You have to watch them like hawks. But the truth of the matter is, they don’t even have the courage of their convictions, hiding behind the facade of “fair and balanced.”
Here’s CNN reporting on Voting Machine Error. Notice how they don’t even have the guts to say which way the machines are “erroring.” But they are out to scare Conservative voters! Don’t vote, Conservative Right Wingers! The machines will fuck up and your vote won’t count!
No doubt CNN is pretending to stay fair and balanced by not blaming Democrats for this. After all, we all know who’s responsible for voter fraud. Those cowardly, traiterous Liberals! How dare they pretend to be responsible journalists, trying to remain neutral on this all important day of keeping Republicans in charge of Congress!
Meanwhile, the Homestead of Fair and Balanced, Fox News is reporting THE MUTHAFUCKIN TRUTH Y’ALL! Take a look here where Fox News reports what’s really happening on election day. Here are some quotes:
In New Jersey, Republican Tom Kean Jr.’s campaign office was reportedly vandalized. A chain and padlock was placed on the front door and keys were broken off in the locks at the side entrances.
“It appears the Democrats have already resorted to Election Day dirty tricks,” said Kean campaign manager Evan Kozlow, who said the “desperate ploys” will not prevent the campaign “from informing voters that Bob Menendez is under federal criminal investigation and is unfit to serve in the United States Senate.”
That’s damn right!!! Fox News is tellin’ it like it is! Here’s more!
Graffiti that included a Communist-style hammer and sickle along with the name of Rep. Curt Weldon, R-Pa., was spray-painted on an overpass and a department store outside Springfield. Weldon’s campaign accused backers of Democratic challenger Joe Sestak.
“Sestak supporters have brought negative campaigning to a new low,” charged Michael Puppio, chairman of the Weldon Victory Committee. “This is an affront to local residents who work so hard to keep our community clean.”
Yes!!! Those damn Liberals!!! We know they did it! We have evidence they did it!
And:
In New Jersey, voters in at least seven jurisdictions attempting to vote for Republican Kean and found their machines “locked” for Menendez, according to GOP Committee attorney Mark Sheridan, who called it a “disturbing and developing trend” emerging at the polls.
Goddammit!!! Those damn Democrats! They’re at it again, trying to cheat the machines!!!
At least Fox News was honest enough not to report any kind of mishandling of votes by Republicans! We don’t need any of that kind of influence going out.
And, of course, Fox News is not reporting about those dirty trick Republicans (they aren’t real Republicans; just like Catholics aren’t real Christians) who are handing out fake voting guides for Democrats. All printed up, mailed and pretty. Because, you know, individuals have that kind of money to spend… not political parties.
Nor are they commenting on GOP members intimidating Democratic voters over the phone. Again, these could not be real Republicans.
… hm… I think I’ll start calling them “Catholic Republicans.” Nah, that’ll only make sense to me.
So here again is proof positive that the LFM is at it again. Trying to swerve and spin election day to their favor.
When will they ever learn?
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Your humble reporter would like to point out that this morning, he did not vote for either Democrat or Republican. He voted Libertarian which means his vote was immediately squashed by the “fair and balanced” Electoral College.
Thank you.