Watching the induction ceremonies for the Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame. The inductees include Leonard Cohen and Madonna.
Leonard Cohen and Madonna?
LEONARD COHEN AND MADONNA???? IN THE ROCK ‘N’ ROLL HALL OF FAME?!?!?!?
I’m typing with the TV on. Justin Timberlake is talking about…
WAIT. WHAT THE FUCK. JUSTIN FUCKING TIMBERLAKE???
WHAT THE FUCK DOES JUSTIN WHAT THE FUCK TIMBERLAKE HAVE TO WHAT THE FUCK TO DO WITH ROCK AND WHAT THE FUCK AND ROLL?!?!?!???!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
AND WHAT THE FUCK IS MADONNA HAVE TO DO WITH WHAT THE FUCK ROCK AND WHAT THE FUCK ROLL?!?!?!???!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
His induction speech is the lamest piece of drivel. Her acceptance speech is nothing but pure self-serving crap. And the founders of this piece of shit place say they will NEVER induct bands like Rush because “they aren’t rock and roll.”
But Justin Timberlake and Madonna, apparently, are full on rock ‘n’ roll.
So then, when all that shit is done, Billy Joel comes up and starts talking about John Mellancamp. And he’s funny. And his speech isn’t about him. And when john Mellencamp gets on the stage…
Goddamn isn’t that what we’re here for?
Goddamn isn’t that what we’re here for?
GodDAMN isn’t that what we’re here for?
Rock ‘n’ roll.
And then Tom Hanks gets up and makes an incredibly passionate, incredibly powerful, incredibly ROCKIN’ induction for the Dave Clark Five. A band you’ve probably never heard of but you know EVERY SINGLE DAMN SONG.
And WHAT THE FUCK? JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AND MADONNA??!??!?!??!??!