I didn’t want to say this, but since some of you have been so completely duped, I guess I have to.
When you received coal in your stockings, it wasn’t Santa. No.
It was Jesus, sneaking into your house, robbing you of your rightful presents, and leaving behind little coals. Why? As a symbol of the FIRE that will burn you for all eternity should you continue to worship this Enemy God.
Or, it could be Loki. Hard to say. Those Promethean Gods all look alike to me.
Happy Santa Day!